DON'T BODY YOURSELF
This past week was a spectacular spectacle for "outdoorsmen", or those males among us who have been claiming "Thug" and really repping for Bulldogs (the gay club Mase was circling when he ghost-rode the whip and got gaffled by 1X).
TEDDY PENDERASS is now suspect in the eyes of yours truly after I watched the SOHH video of him speaking on Ray-J's huge meat. Plus he seemed geeked up off that X, which means that he just might have been dreaming about huge meat while conducting such a nullus interview. Check his breathing game at the end of the clip, and his teeth clicking. Fiendish.
Beans is also under consideration until further notice. Maybe he should fall back on Kanye and Pharrell; they seem to have internet geeks on deck...